Especially if you're Timmy Turner. After being selected to work with a certain crazy female and love interest, Timmy has his hands full with preventing the two of them from tearing each other apart.
And why is he so guilty that he's dream wishing again? Come take a look at the egomatic mind that is Timmy Turner and his love triangle known as his life. I don't own the fairly oddparents. Tough luck for me. To love and to hold Chapter 1: The 14 year old is rolling in bed, sweating and mumbling wishes in his sleep. Guilt consumes the young man as he wishes for yet another monster, this time a 4-headed dragon that has an intense craving for dogs and human flesh.
Fortunately for the young man, he also wishes this dragon to go to Neptune, away from civilization. So what has this young man so guilty?
The answer lies in his psyche. Lately, Tootie has been extra persistent in her quest to get Timmy to return her love. Timmy watches her pass by, and then notices his godparents, disguised as pink, green, and purple squirrels, poof back into their fairy forms. I can't seem to shake her lately" Timmy says, trying to catch his breath.
Yesterday, she tried to kiss me in front of the guys, and I had to yell at them to get them to stop teasing me, and the day before that, she tried spying on me in the changing room after gym class. Can't you guys get her to stop? Wanda glares at Cosmo, and corrects him by saying, "She's not crazy! How bad can it really be? Timmy, seeing that Wanda is about to do something nasty to Cosmo for undermining her, again, quickly intervenes by saying, "Cosmo's right Wanda, she can be sweet, but she's creepy, and stalkerish.
Besides, every time I come near her, all she wants to do is kiss me. Wanda, after shooting her husband a death glare, faces Timmy in her 'I'm ready to challenge you' stance and says, "She doesn't want to kiss you every time. You can't tell me that wasn't creepy or stalkerish or kiss filled. Oh, and let's not forget that she bugged my house, has a Timmy tracker, and has a mean older sister that hates me. Although, Timmy had to hide the smile that was threatening to form on his face at the thought of how he and Wanda got revenge on Vicky by making her spill her deep, dark secrets in front of her whole class at the cheerleading tryouts.
Anyways, to stop Wanda's rant about Vicky, Timmy shouts, "Okay! I get it; Vicky's horrible and it not Tootie's fault that she's related to the female reincarnation of the devil. Can we move on now? Besides, if I remember correctly, you couldn't think straight for days after that Valentine's Day. Timmy couldn't help but blush at the reminder of that. For two weeks, he was even loopier than he usually was.
He stuttered in class, which made his classmates crack up, he ran into countless doors, he couldn't even think about Trixie Tang like he usually did; all he could think about was Tootie.
Coming out of his remembering, he couldn't help but notice that his godparents and godbrother were laughing up a storm, clenching their sides and rolling on the grass in front of him. Timmy, in curiosity, asks, "What's so funny? Timmy grabs the mirror, and almost drops it in shock. The look on his face is one of contentment. He has a light, goofy, almost lovesick smile on his face.
In addition, his face and neck are beat red. After a few seconds, Timmy shakes his head and says, "I don't understand, why am I smiling? And would you three stop laughing?!
Wanda is the first to recover the power of speech, and responds to Timmy's question with, "Maybe you're smiling because you're in love with Tootie and you want to be with her.
Tootie is creepy, stalkerish, crazy, and all she wants to do is kiss me. As such, she says, "Tootie isn't creepy, she's in love. And she doesn't want to kiss you all the time. What about that time Poof got stuck in your head, and you sent us after Tootie in a wild goose chase? She clearly did you a favor, and didn't kiss you then. So I still say she's creepy, stalkerish, and crazy. As Wanda is thinking, Timmy stands behind the tree, looking smug, while Cosmo, holding Poof, tries to think of something to help his wife win this argument.
See, even though Cosmo isn't too bright, he still knows that a fairy godparent's job is to help out their godchild though his or her problems, and since this seems to be a problem for Timmy, he has an obligation to help his godchild out. However, since he is an idiot, he can't think of anything to say, so he leaves his wife to fend for herself. However, Wanda did think of something, so Cosmo doesn't have to worry about helping her. Vicky obviously never taught her how to, since she's so evil, and her parents are probably so afraid of Vicky that they probably have to leave Tootie to fend for herself.
Maybe she wants you to love her to fill a void in her life. I can't imagine it being easy for her. Remember, she lives with Vicky. Besides, even if you don't love her and find her creepy, you have to admire her ability and determination.
And her courage to be able to go all out in the first place" says Cosmo. Timmy strokes his chin. Before he has the chance to think about the new information presented to him, an alarm on his phone rings. His eyes growing wide, Timmy quickly silences the alarm and says, "I wish I was behind the bushes in front of the school. In the years following his dad turning the car into a giant fighting robot, missing the bus, and having to ride a lame bike to school, only to be humiliated by his classmates, Timmy thought of a way to poof to school quickly without just appearing out of nowhere and scaring his classmates and, in previous school years, tipping off a certain fairy hunting teacher of his fairies and their wish granting powers.
So to make it easier and quicker to get to school, Timmy figured out that if he wished himself behind something, he wouldn't appear out of nowhere and he wouldn't be late to school. He still did have to worry about his nutcase teacher, but now that he was in high school, he no longer had to worry about him finding out about his fairy godparents. In an instant, Timmy is in front of the school. Rushing out from behind the bushes, Timmy runs to the front door. He rushes down the hall, barely making it into his classroom before the late bell rings.
Timmy takes his seat in the front of the classroom, flanked by AJ to his left and Chester to his right. After saying a quick hello to his friends, Timmy turns to the front of the room.
Suddenly, the door swings open, and Timmy's heart flutters, as in walks in Trixie Tang. Timmy has to stop himself from drooling as Trixie walks to her seat, two desks behind Timmy. Timmy gives Trixie a smile as she passes by, and, as usual, Trixie ignores it.
As Trixie takes her seat, the door opens again, and when Timmy takes a look at whom it is, his smile instantly vanishes, as in walks Tootie. Tootie's eyes immediately shoot to Timmy's, and while Tootie's eyes light up, Timmy's eyes droop as he tries to cower into his desk. Timmy catches the eye rolls from Chester and AJ, and surprisingly, he even hears a light scoff from Trixie.
Timmy avoids Tootie's eyes as Tootie walks to her desk, which, to nobody's surprise, was directly behind Timmy's. Tootie opens her mouth to say something to Timmy, but before she can, their teacher, Mrs. I will be pairing each student with two partners, and throughout the week, you will be doing various scientific experiments as outlined in this worksheet packet. His teacher, seeing Timmy high-five AJ and Chester, and then groaning, gives him a slight smirk before continuing.
In fact, I shall be pairing the partners up in either one boy and two girls or two boy and one girl groups. Oh no, she can't be serious! I can't work with anyone but AJ and Chester. I don't work well alone as it is, and now she wants to split us up. I'm foolish around girls. Please tell me I'll at least have either AJ or Chester in my group. At least then it wouldn't be so bad.
I want you to see how the opposite sex reacts to being put into a new situation without prior knowledge. So after everyone has a packet, I would like all the boys in the class to come up to the front of the room. I have a list that contains your partners' names.
Once you know who your partners are, I would like each boy to go to the girl or girls who are your partner and tell them. Before you all complain about this, this is a good icebreaker exercise, and an excellent way to introduce you to your groups, which is why this experiment is up first. Once you see your partners' reaction, I want you to record their names and their reaction. Purplepuss begins passing out the gigantic packets.
After the packets have been passed out, and after the students have had the chance to look over it, some students with slight smiles on their faces, some with nervousness on their faces, the boys are called up to the front of the room. AJ and Chester look excited to finally be working with a girl or two, as they aren't cool and it is rare for girls to be talking to them.
Tootie looks excitedly at Timmy, hoping for a chance to work with him and show him what a catch she can be. She is also excited because she can have some time to work with Timmy without the annoying interruption of Trixie. Granted, Tootie has nothing against Trixie personally, even if she did have the affections of the one she loves; it is the fact that Trixie looked down on students of less popularity that drove her crazy.
Trixie, on the other hand, looks bored, wishing that the experiment week was over; that and she didn't want to work with someone of less popularity. She personally didn't mind them; it's just that her friends are vain, and if they saw her with someone less popular, she would be ousted, and she didn't want that.