The best — and best worst — sex scenes in video game history By Vikki Blake, Tuesday, 5 June For science, of course. The best sex scenes in games The best examples of sex in video games: With a bevy of male or female and alien partners to explore, your romantic successes and failures pretty much come down to being able to say the right thing at exactly the right time, just like real life.
Refreshingly, it also offers same-sex relationships without any political or social commentary, with your sexual orientation entirely unimportant to the story. Yes, some encounters fall on just the wrong side of awks and yes, some of the animations are a bit, well, rigid, but we have so much to thank — and blame — BioWare for, eh?
Though built like brick shithouse and boasting pecs for days, The Iron Bull is refreshingly open to just about anything, as long as all participants are consenting.
You know, before the cannonball smashes into the room and destroys the moment. Beyond a bum cheek here and a side boob there, these encounters are mostly reduced to sounds and shadows, leaving much up to your imagination.
Origins is sex done respectfully and meaningfully, with superb facial not like that animations, an authentic script, and an intimate glimpse of the gentle, easy conversation of a couple in love. Get it right and Tiff will moan in pleasure, the intensity — and speed — building right up until the climax you neither see nor hear, but is left entirely to your imagination.
Which is probably just as well. The real immersion killer, however, is the fact they picked the stained carpet of a grotty hotel instead of the bed six inches away. Sorry, but no woman would do this.
San Andreas lied the Hot Coffee scene, an initially inaccessible sex mini game. Eventually uncovered by a clever little mod, it went on to trigger so much controversy that it permanently remapped game ratings and shot GTA to the top of the shitlist of all the politicians seeking to quash adult content in video games hi, guys! Naturally, the mini game has now been made permanently inaccessible, but… well, the internet never forgets.
I mean, just look at them; only Barbie can rock such a huge rack and miniscule waist. A Ride to Hell indeed. Sometimes we include links to online retail stores. If you click on one and make a purchase we may receive a small commission.
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