Carrie Bradshaw[ edit ] Year after year, twenty-something women come to New York in search of the two "L"s: Twenty years ago, I was one of them.
Having got the knack for labels early I concentrated on my search for Love. After years of living in the city I assumed that if my friends and I ever got our fairytale endings, that would be the end of the story.
But real life always has a twist. Year after year, my single girlfriends were my salvation. Some labels are best left in the closet. I let the wedding get bigger than Big! Sweetie, you shit your pants this year. You brought me back to life. It wasn't logic, it was love. I put a bird on my head. We were perfectly happy before we decided to live happily ever after. And just like that, Vivienne Westwood kicked my sweet little suit's ass.
Samantha Jones[ edit ] Honey, you know me, I don't really believe in marriage; now Botox on the other hand, that works every time. I can't color enough, I would color all day every day If I had my way, I would use every crayon in my box.
Just calling to make sure you aren't hanging from your shower rod. Oh honey, you made a little joke! Hey dick-wad, I'm speaking. So here's to the groom, who finally got Carried away. Don't blame marriage, this one's married and she's not growing a national forest.
Any thicker and you won't be able to find it. I feel the same way as you feel about Botox. This is my second most favorite thing I've found in there. Is a relationship saying his name fifty times more a day than my own? This is how it starts. Next thing you know, we're only having sex three or four times a week.
I could be put on death row and not have that situation. And the rest don't know how to screw you, trust me I've done the leg work" [To Mr. Big] I curse the day you were born!
I always knew she'd marry Big. Nobody gets everything they want! Look at you, look at Miranda. You're good people and you two both got shafted.
I'm so happy and Charlotte has pudding in her Prada. The only two choices for women; witch and sexy kitten. You two are crazy to get married. My marriage is going through a rough spot.
I don't have time to wax!