A demitasse would fit his head like a sombrero. A guy with your IQ should have a low voice too! A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it. A sharp tongue is no indication of a keen mind.
After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incest. All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you. All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account? And there he was: Any friend of yours Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental! Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion? As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? As useless as rubber lips on a woodpecker. Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up. Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of you. Why should I take all the credit?
Better at sex than anyone, now all he needs is a partner. In fact, in your case they're nothing! Calling you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. Can I borrow your face for a few days while my ass is on vacation? Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head!
Converse with any plankton lately? Diarrhea of the mouth; constipation of the ideas. Did the mental hospital test too many drugs on you today? Did you eat paint chips when you were a kid? Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home? Did your parents have any children that lived?
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth? Do you have to leave so soon?
I was about to poison the tea. Do you want do die stupid? Do you want me to accept you as you are or do you want me to like you? Doesn't know the meaning of the word fear, but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words. A lot of people have no talent! Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance?
Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone. He has a soft heart and a head to match. Don't thank me for insulting you. It was my pleasure. Don't think, it may sprain your brain! Don't you have a terribly empty feeling in your skull? Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you? Don't you need a license to be that ugly? Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working so hard to give us another?
Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down. Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege. Some open the package sooner. Excellent time to become a missing person. You're not fat, you're just For two cents I'd give you a piece of my mind - and all of yours. Forgot to pay his brain bill. Go ahead, tell them everything you know.
It'll only take 10 seconds. Go fart peas at the moon!! Grasp your ears firmly and remove your head from your ass. Has reached rock bottom and shows signs of starting to dig. Has the IQ of lint. Have you considered suing your brains for nonsupport? He can open his mail with that nose! He can think without moving his lips! He comes from a long line of real estate people -- they're a vacant lot.
He does the work of three men: Moe, Larry, and Curly. He doesn't know whether to scratch his watch or wind his butt. Too bad he forgot to wind it up this morning. He has a mind like a steel trap -- always closed! He has depth, but only on the surface. Down deep inside, he is shallow. He has more faces than Mount Rushmore. He has one brain cell, and it is fighting for dominance. He is always lost in thought -- it's unfamiliar territory.
He is dark and handsome. When it's dark, he's handsome. He is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot. He is living proof that man can live without a brain! He is so conceited his eyes behold each other perfectly. He is so short his hair smell like feet He is so short, when it rains he is always the last one to know. He is so old that his blood type was discontinued. He named the street he owned after his wife. What a grand statement of his love for her; for she was cold, hard, cracked, and only gets plowed around the holidays.
He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle. Heard your family went to a restaurant where they serve crabs just so they could bring you along. He'd steal the straw from his mother's kennel. Hello - tall, dark and obnoxious! Call all your friends and bring back some change! He's got that far away look. The farther he gets, the better he looks.
He's just visiting this planet. He's not stupid; he's possessed by a retarded ghost. He's so dense that light bends around him. He's so fat, he has the only car in town with stretch marks.
He's so short he can sit on a piece of toilet paper and dangle his feet. He's the first in his family born without a tail. He's the only man who, if told to screw himself, could do it. He's the reason brothers and sisters shouldn't marry.
Hey, act your age -- senile!