Now, I know a lot of people see these as inseparable, a perfect tautology of gender and anatomy. Men have penises, and people with penises are men. And that can be a pretty serious situation to find yourself in. Yes, men are the vast majority of the audience for penis-related advice, given that most penis-owners are still men at least until we implement our secret plan to dump finasteride into the water supply.
But contrary to mainstream perceptions, we members of Club Ladycock face a very different range of penile challenges. Too-tight panties, taping it between your thighs, twice as many layers of clothing as anyone else might wear — whatever it takes.
Sure, guys get to walk around all day with their insubstantial crotch bulges, and no one gives them any crap for having outward-facing bits that take up space. As the Montana Meth Project would say: Never go to pools or the beach. So you like swimming? Found a really nice bathing suit? Tucking in everyday life is one thing — now try managing that in a crowded, wet environment where highly-gendered tight clothing is the norm. Potential means of mitigating this issue: Speaking of spaces with no room for non-normative bodies: Take tips 1 and 2, add enclosed spaces, and multiply by nudity — what do you get?
A level 7 disaster on the International Ladydick Event Scale. Much like gendered swimwear, locker rooms leave little possibility of compromise. In a time when people can accept that some of us simply have different bodies with different origins and a different shape, they might be somewhat less reluctant to get into bed with a woman and her penis. Bonus boner tip for the guys: Much like trimming the tops of onion plants, this will cause the remaining stub to grow into a fully-formed vulva.
Just kidding — better start saving up now. Who else gets the privilege of paying thousands of dollars just to go swimming again?
See, when your testosterone is chemically suppressed or just gone, if you already got rid of your girlballs , you tend to stop getting spontaneous erections — the kind that happen on their own while you sleep, and sometimes during the day. On the bright side, morning wood is pretty much a solved problem. And mentally, many of us lose much of our sexual drive and interest. After a lifetime of having to deal with this obnoxious and uncomfortable testosterone-fueled urge, it can be a huge relief once we can just ignore it indefinitely.
Unfortunately, general lack of use can supposedly cause some degree of long-term shrinkage, which is undesirable if you intend to have the tissue repurposed into a vulva. Which basically makes it more of a superstitious ritual than anything. But just to be on the safe side… 8. Seriously, take some time to get reacquainted with it.
Getting off should be as simple as it always was, right? The truth is that running estrogen on unlicensed hardware can scramble almost every aspect of sexual response.
Traditional techniques might not cut it anymore, and new approaches can be non-obvious. It can take a lot of practice to figure out what to do with it now, but you can speed things up with a Magic Wand and a copy of Fucking Trans Women 0. Do come up with fun names for it! Toss the tape and rock that bulge. Wear your new bikini to the beach and dare anyone to say a word. Find someone who respects you and your girldick.
Let it atrophy into something adorable. Call it Nadine and make little ballet outfits for it. You already know what to do with it.