Anal on Saturday night, how to prepare Friday or Saturday? January 9, 3: What do I do on Friday night or Saturday morning? I'm a girl and my partner's a guy. I've never had anal before, but he has a lot of experience, and we've been doing a lot of play together. I've also read a lot of guides. So I'm not asking any questions that can be answered with "more lube, more patience.
What I'm asking about is the medium-term prep -- a day or two. Basically, this time, cleanliness is a priority for me. On my own, I have no trouble handling my waste.
But I really, really want to prevent any appearance of feces or even of santorum when my partner's present. I know total prevention may be impossible, so let's say I'd like to minimize it. My partner is knows what he's getting into, and he definitely will be cool with it, so it's really for my sake -- it's my first time having anal sex and I'd really like it not to end with shit everywhere.
I'm confident I can get the bottom " of my digestive tract -- as far as our fingers reach -- to be squeaky clean. We've tested that more than enough, and never come up with a trace. But I'm concerned about the next " inches, because that's how deep his penis is going to go yes really, we've measured him. I'm not at all sure that when I clean myself out in the shower, I'm cleaning out the feces stored " inside me.
To clean myself, I just wait until I'm in the shower and use my hands. It works better than an enema in the shallow range. I don't think an enema could work any deeper, either, because of all the twists and turns. So for what I can reach, I'm happy sticking with what's worked so far.
It's the rest of my digestive tract I'm concerned about. Basically, I think this is what I want to do: So assuming this plan sounds good to you, when do I eat all this fiber? I want my digestive tract empty as of Saturday afternoon, so do I eat this fiber Friday night?
How fast does it work? I really don't want to take it Saturday morning and have it kick in Saturday night, you know? And what form should the fiber be in? I'd rather eat real food, but if pills will work better, that's okay too. I feel like fiber is probably a better plan than laxatives, though. After my first time, I plan to get a lot more casual about this, probably just cleaning the way I do for anal play now. I want to assure you that I'm not totally hung up on the first time must be perfect -- Saturday isn't a meaningful date anniversary, etc.
We've done all of that before, and there aren't any rose-petal illusions about this. If we run into some feces, he's not going to do more than shrug. But I'd really prefer not to, this one time.
So just once, I do want to take extraordinary effort to clean out the bottom 8" or so of my digestive tract. Yeesh, no wonder they look, and act, hungry.
Have you thought about adding to your plan a modified diet on Friday, maybe Thursday too? You don't have to starve yourself, but you could stick to juices, soups, smoothies and other foods that will have, uh, keep things moving.
I would also third the enema. An enema can indeed work much deeper if you use it fully and properly and be patient. One with a flared base, so you don't run the risk of getting it lost in there. If you can insert it all the way with no discomfort, your muscles are well-prepared - I'm assuming you're ready for that already - and if it comes out clean, you'll be fine.
It's very unlikely you'll have anything on the dipstick, and if you do it'll probably be nothing more than the tiniest turdniblet. Shit happens, to quote the cliche, but "shit everywhere" is very unlikely. I'd do an enema that afternoon if you're that concerned about your anal hygiene, but it'd probably be more helpful for you to relax and prepare for the possibility, however slim, that it might be a little dirty, literally speaking. If you're worried about it, the sex isn't going to be as good for you or for him.
Besides, he's already okay with it, and unless you're really flexible you're not going to be able to thoroughly investigate for poop while you guys are doing it.
I wouldn't recommend taking pills or overloading on the fiber, though a generally high-fiber diet for a few days wouldn't be a bad idea.
Enema, dildo-check, and lots of relaxing. I hope you have fun! Avoid any significant change in your diet. Fiber especially leads to gas and intestinal unpleasantry unless you're used to it. And eat lunch, just don't stuff yourself. You won't enjoy yourself if you're starving to death. For Christ's sake, this is supposed to be a fun activity, not a three day anal bootcamp.
Because of all the twists and turns, his dick will not go up 8 inches into your intestines or whatever. It'll only go up until your intestines turn too much for it to go further. There will be no shit-covered anything.
It will be there, some of it will be brown, he won't see it, but if you don't get rid of it it'll leak everywhere. For instance, I know I probably shouldn't eat super spicy food the night before. Ban them for a day. In my not so humble opinion, fasting is idiotic, especially if you're in a situation where you can clean yourself out in the shower or whatever. For their health, I would never suggest that any of my bottoms fast, or take poppers, or do anything else that might compromise their health or well-being, just so we could have a certain type of sex.
I would be irritated if I heard that they had done something like that, and probably would avoid anal sex with them because it can feel intense, I need them to be fully mentally and emotionally "with it" so they can tell me what feels good and what doesn't feel good, and finally, having someone faint on my dick isn't really my thing.
You're really over thinking this. If you're this worried going into this I can't imagine how comfortable you'll be during. Shower beforehand- maybe transition into an erotic bath? In my experience, this is a relatively easy and very fun thing to do that can be totally overthought. Be open and accepting and relaxed.
Neither of you should put pressure on for it to happen. Experiment with different positions, different sensations, and move from there. If you're not comfortable or anxious about this, it won't be fun or comfortable and you won't want to do it again.
The stigma is way worse than the reality - you don't have a secret, fully loaded monster-turd hiding around the corner just out of reach of your finger. You'll also want to take a medium-sized enema, or possibly two, while you're getting ready for your date. Make this experience as pleasurable and soothing as possible for yourself. A modest volume of warm water, delivered with gentle pressure, can be actually be quite an agreeable experience. You can combine it with a shower -- in fact, the biggest anal sex enthusiasts I know have a nozzle attached to a flexible hose on their shower fixture.
By all means avoid any cramping or discomfort unless, of course, you find that hot. If in doubt, don't increase the volume -- just repeat the experience. Several small enemas, held only as long as comfortable, will clean you out just fine. Don't fast, for heaven's sake -- you want to keep your strength up for your anal adventures!
Don't eat a bunch of fiber -- as sondrialiac says, you run the risk of upsetting your intestinal balance. Do drink a lot of water, just on general principles. And don't worry so much. Worrying makes your butt tight. Breathe instead -- that is the real secret to anal ecstasy.
You're being, well, awfully anal about it. I say just relax, and let the good times roll. This one usually keeps poop away from the one that is actually the "exit" until you go to the bathroom.
This is why anal sex usually isn't very "shitty. However, if your partner is long, it could hurt if it gets "tapped. It might have even been on MeFi that I saw it, some months back. Enema if you really want, don't eat anything weird that day ie don't do the lots of fiber, if normally you eat otherwise but limiting yourself to a light lunch isn't a bad idea nor is it likely that skipping a meal would kill many of us, so if fasting makes you happy, no harm done.
Sometimes, no matter how much you clean beforehand, right in the middle of things all that backdoor action will make you say "woah! Stuff happens, no big deal unless you make it a big deal. Have lots of washcloths or paper towels handy for hand-wiping the lube gets everywhere , cleaning up messes, etc, and put on clean sheets before going to sleep that night.
Also, even if he has 8 huge inches of testosterone-fueled man sausage, not all those inches have to be inside you. It really depends on the position, but in a lot of situations he will run into your buttocks before he bottoms out as it were, leaving some space between his pelvis and your anus.