College boys are creepy, arrogant, and bad in bed. UCSC guys fail in all categories. They creep out female students with their awkward social mannerisms, they bore their dates with their self-centeredness, and frustrate their lovers with their inept penises. The list has 16 names on it. I dated this guy for months; he was super inexperienced. He refused to perform oral, he finally tried for like 2 minutes and ran to the bathroom and washed his mouth out. He told me it was gross.
We just went straight to bed after that. Allison thinks that college boy ineptitude boils down to basic laziness. Men never bother to think about women.
Unsurprisingly, they never learn about women. He was muscular, tattooed, and drove a motorcycle. They went out for coffee and really clicked. However, things went awry quickly: She is a short girl with curly blonde hair and a gold nose ring. Her hands help narrate her fast-paced speech.
I struggle to keep up with her. The only thing that binds them together is their objectification of women. He was Really Bad. They think they are Gods until they cum in two and a half minutes. Evanie sees her male housemate as the epitome of toxic masculinity. Her roomie hogs their shared bathroom, grooming himself meticulously and compulsively checking out his steroid enhanced physique in the bathroom mirror.
She also touches upon his dating behaviors. Evanie recognizes similar narcissistic behaviors in many of the college boys whom see interacts with on a day to day basis. Wearing beads and rings and sporting a man bun is a great tactic. Dealing with creepy guys is easier because I have more power than they do. You have your hand. She is an attractive girl with curly black hair and olive skin. Nevertheless, some aspects of college culture bother Sara. She recounts multiple stories of rejecting sexual advances from her platonic male friends.
There is this tedious art to refusing sex from someone. I even made up a whole persona to describe him. Dillon orders food for you because he knows your taste, he always smells like cold brewed coffee and pays thousands of dollars to look homeless.
He writes me these poems that he thinks are cute. He grinds on me at the party for 30 minutes but cums inside me after 30 seconds. Sara recalls one last incident which she says summarizes the dating situation at UCSC. We hung out a couple of times.
He lives off-campus in a nice house that mommy and daddy spend a lot of money paying for. He asked me what I wanted for dinner. Finally, after he badgered me, I asked him to make fish. We agreed on tilapia because he hates salmon. I watched him cook, and he obviously had no idea what he was doing. He just poured all the salt and all the spices into the pan and burned the Tilapia really badly. I tried to explain to him what he did wrong cooking the fish, and he flipped out.
He regressed to a child. I was so angry.