Watch yourself and judge! While that bulldyke at Fort Hood gets all the attention from the liberalmedia, we all know America's true defenders are our anti-homo activists, our beauty pagent contestants, and the lawyers who help us sue beauty pagents when they award the tiara to somebody that isn't an anti-homo activist. I have heard the rumours that Carrie Prejean is a porno queen.
However, this is impossible. According to beauty pageant contracts, contestants must assure they have not appeared in nude videos or pictures in their past. So if the Miss California Pagent was dumb enough to allow a porn starlet into their pagent, that's all the more reason to sue them.
Anyway, we all know how easy it is to manufacture footage these days with technology. Can anyone prove that homosexual activists didn't clone Carrie Prejean and then have the clone make porn? Can YOU prove that didn't happen? Also, first-hand accounts of the meeting where Carrie dropped her lawsuit are filled with contradictions: Now, we agree that vaginas are disgusting, especially beauty queen vaginas it seems the smoother the face the messier she is down there, now why is that?
However, most pornos start with a title or "a so-and-so production". Why would she call that disgusting? Carrie denied it was her. Then, the camera angle changed … and panned up to her face. She was caught red-handed, so to speak. Carrie was rendered speechless and immediately began talking with her lawyer. On Friday, after the discovery of the sex tape was made public, Prejean was ditched as a celebrity guest at a fundraiser being held by right-wing Christian group Defenders Of The Family.
Now, if there's one thing Republicans have, it's loyalty. That's why are the only people that celebrate Loyalty Day on May 1st. Marriage is for better or for worse, for richer or poorer, and an organization that exists to defend marriage would not divorce it's favorite lady because of some scandal. Eagle-eyed volunteers are welcome, with a donation to help cover costs. Gold level tithers and above only. PM or email me.